Daily FAQ

June 29, 2010

Q. There is a dinosaur outside our office window. Is this normal?

A. Yes. Don’t panic. Actually, panicking would probably be the worst option at this point since he’s keenly trained to smell fear and eat it for breakfast. Also, probably best to avoid eye contact — it’s a power thing, don’t worry about it. If he does catch sight of you though, try bowing. I have no idea if this will work, but please let me know either way — we’re always looking to improve our FAQ. I’m picturing a sort of martial arts type bow, but, you know, use your best judgment. If you are wearing a tie, remove it. Also your shoes. His name is trevor…trevor or larry. Is he wearing a bandana? The one with the bandana is Larry.

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